...THE IDGAS FILES ...
"just a way of life"
IOTA . . . DELTA . . . GAMMA . . . ALPHA . . . SIGMA
THE ETERNAL BOND CONSISTS OF THREE AND ONLY THREE. IDGAS IS A WAY OF LIFE AND CANNOT BE UNDERSTOOD BY JUST ANY YOUNG NEOPHYTE. MANY HAVE TRIED TO DUPLICATE THE WAYS OF IDGAS, ONLY TO FAIL. THE ORIGIN OF THE STORY STARTS RIGHT HERE, SO SIT BACK AND RELAX AND WELCOME TO OUR WORLD.
"UMBILICAL CORD. . . UNITE !!!! "
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IDGAS IN EFFECT
"THE STORM" - - - APPROXIMATELY 5:24 PM, THE STRATOSPHERE ABOVE TURNED BLACK AS NIGHT WITH AN EERIE DARK GREEN HUE ON THE HORIZON. THE WINDS WERE RIPPING UP THE SAND FROM THE BEACH AND THE WIDGEON WAS BEING TOSSED AROUND LIKE A SMALL TOY IN A BATHTUB. THE FRIGHTENED CAMPERS RAN FOR SHELTER IN THEIR FRAGILE WOODEN BUNKS AS THIS HUGE STORM APPROACHED THE TINY CAMP. RADICAL LIGHTNING BOLTS LIT UP THE SKY LIKE A 4TH OF JULY FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR. THE LAKE BEGAN TO CHURN AND SWALLOW THE SMALL FUNYAKS WHICH WERE PARKED ALONG SIDE THE DOCKS. THIS WAS THE STORM OF ALL STORMS AND THE TINY CAMP SEEMED DOOMED.
THEN, THREE YOUNG NEOPHYTES ASSEMBLED ON THE ROOF OF THE MAIN HOUSE AND BEGAN TAUNTING THIS ENORMOUS WICKED STORM. SHOWING NO SIGNS OF FEAR, THEY BEGAN CHANTING TRIBAL SOUNDS WHICH COULD BE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE SMALL CAMP. SOUNDS WHICH NO OTHER MORTAL COULD RELATE TO, BUT ONLY THE YOUNG NEOPHYTES COULD INTERPRET. THE RAINS BEGAN TO PELT THE YOUNG NEOPHYTES EVEN HARDER AND SOMETHING STARTED TO HAPPEN ON THE LAKE. THE THREE YOUNG NEOPHYTES TURNED TO EACHOTHER WITH A LOOK OF SURPRISE, AND THEN FOCUSED THEIR ENERGY ON THE LAKE.
THERE WAS A TREMENDOUS ENERGY FIELD ABOVE THE LAKE AND THE YOUNG NEOPHYTES WERE ABOUT TO WITNESS SOMETHING SPECTACULAR. THEN, IN AN INSTANT THE HEAVENS OPENED UP AND AN ENORMOUS BOLT OF LIGHTNING CAME SHOOTING OUT OF THE SKY AND SLAMMED IN FRONT OF THE YOUNG NEOPHYTES. PUMICE HAD ARRIVED. . .
PUMICE IS A NON-MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE WHO LURKS THE EERIE DEPTHS OF LAKE DUNMORE. PUMICE TAUGHT THE YOUNG NEOPHYTES THE WAYS OF IDGAS AND THE UMBILICAL CORD WAS ATTACHED FOR LIFE. THE NEOPHYTES GAVE THEIR SOUL TO PUMICE AND BEGAN TO PRACTICE THIS ANCIENT RITUAL FOR ETERNITY. AT THAT MOMENT, THE THREE YOUNG NEOPHYTES BECAME YOUNG WARRIORS AND THEIR LIVES WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME.
PUMICE POINTED HIS FINGER TO THE MAJESTIC MOUNTAIN NAMED MOOSALAMOO AND TOLD THE WARRIORS THEY MUST BE INITIATED AT THE SACRED FALLS OF LANA. AND THE WARRIORS SET ON THEIR QUEST TO THE SACRED FALLS OF LANA EXCITED TO LEARN THE WAYS OF IDGAS.
PUMICE SHOWED THE YOUNG WARRIORS THE WAYS OF LOHOCLA AND THEY PRACTICED THIS ANCIENT RITUAL OVER AND OVER UNTIL THEY EVENTUALLY MASTERED IT. THE WARRIORS GOT THE BEST PRACTICE ON THEIR DAY OFFS, AWAY FROM ALL THE MORTALS. IT WAS HERE ON THESE SACRED TRIPS THAT THE WARRIORS COULD PRACTICE IDGAS AND BEGIN TO LIVE THE WAYS PUMICE HAD PLANNED.
AND AFTER MANY HOURS OF MASTERING LOHOCLA, THE WARRIORS ENTERED INTO YET ANOTHER DIMENSION, WHICH WAS MORE DEMENTED THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE, AND ALLOWED THEM TO PRACTICE IDGAS THROUGH THE LAND. ONCE THIS METAMORPHOSIS TOOK PLACE, TOTAL KAOS WAS INEVITABLE. . .
THE WARRIORS MASTERED IDGAS RATHER QUICKLY, AND THE WORK OF PUMICE WAS NEAR COMPLETE. THEN, PUMICE DIVIDED INTO THREE EQUAL PARTS AND BECAME APART OF THE WARRIORS SOULS FOR LIFE. NOW THE WARRIORS BECAME IMMORTALS AND SET OUT ON A JOURNEY TO CONQUER ALL INSIGNIFICANT OTHERS BY PREACHING THE WAYS OF IDGAS.
THE GRAND COUNCIL
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps !!!!!!
Ffejamonster: The boy/man beast, a fixture at Pmac Eromnud since 1975 who, despite the odds the world threw him, found power in IDGAS through the vehicle of Lohocla and the comraderie of IDGAS to become the all-knowing, all-being IDGASSIAN envoy. IDGAS is what it is not. And IDGAS is what it is. Ffejamonster found IDGAS the same time it found him; while the slink was in the corner, the burbulation had erupted, and the Pumice experience turned a boy into a man.
Knuppmonster:
The boy/man
beast, Granpa Knup Iguana-man, progenetor of latesleep and hair
52b arrangement, gathered strength from Lohocla and the IDGAS way
of doing things, which always the way others would not have done
them. Purveyor of the Bronco Bar, neeping louder than the rest.
IDGAS found him the same time he found IDGAS; in a boat labeled
Mapjonsters !! Always on the lookout for pumperama. The Pumice
experience turned a boy into a man.
Regamonster:
the boy/man
beast, in the words of Ffej, "an animal who belongs in a
zoo," master of cupdoody and mattresscar activities and the
infamous helicopter piss, whose mind lingers on the threshold of
insanity, continues to push the envelope of IDGAS to bold new
limits. Purveyor of the Blazer Bar, and pioneer of Rogers Road
and Goshen, fixture of Pmac Eromnud since 1976, and instigator of
IDGASSIAN LOGIC to all activities. The Pumice experience turned a
boy into a man.
PUMICE REMINDED THE YOUNG
WARRIORS THAT WAFA WAS OUT THERE AND SHOULD BE APPROACHED WITH
CAUTION. THE INSIGNIFICANT WAFA WILL BE APPROACHED AND DISPOSED
OF QUICKLY, NEVER TO DISPUTE THE WARRIORS POWERS AGAIN. KITCHEN
SCUM BICYCLES WOULD BE DISMANTLED AND ELEVATED FROM THE MAJOR
FLAGPOLES, DAY AFTER DAY, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT. THE POWERS OF IDGAS
WHEN UNITED IS RELENTLESS.
PINEAPPLE POINT WAS DEEMED TO BE THE SACRED MEETING AREA OF THE IMMORTALS. IT WAS HERE IN WHICH THE PLANS TO WREAK HAVOC WERE PONDERED. THE BLAZER BAR WAS EVENTUALLY CREATED AND MANY JOURNEYS WOULD BE TAKEN IN THIS HALLOWED CRAFT. THE SCENT OF PUMPERAMA WOULD EMANATE FROM THE CRAFT CREATING CHAOS AMONG THE WARRIORS, BUT THE UMBILICAL CORD WAS STRONG. AND WHEN THE BLAZER BAR WAS PUT OUT OF COMMISSION, THE BRONCO BAR WOULD TAKE ITS PLACE. THIS CRAFT WOULD TRANSPORT THE WARRIORS TO THEIR CHAOTIC DESTINATIONS AND WAS A MEANS FOR THE WARRIORS TO ESCAPE MEANINGLESS OTHERS.
HERE WE HAVE THE MOST IMPORTANT MUSIC THAT WAS PLAYED AT PINEAPPLE POINT
BOB MARLEY AND PINK FLOYD
THE WARRIORS WOULD MAKE A KEY JOURNEY TO ALBANY NEW YORK TO WITNESS THE BEGINNING OF A ROCK BAND FINALLY ETCH THEIR NAME IN HISTORY. BUT MY BRETHREN, THE WARRIORS WOULD WITNESS THIS BAND PLAY IN A TINY AUDITORIUM ONLY WITH A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE AND THE MUSICAL EXPERIENCE WOULD BE CARVED INTO THE WARRIORS MINDS FOR LIFE. A TRUE IDGAS EXPERIENCE, MOFO'S .
THE EVERLASTING REIGN OF IDGAS WOULD DOMINATE ALL THROUGHOUT YEARS TO FOLLOW, WITH EVERY YEAR JUST GETTING STRONGER AND MORE BIZARRE FOR THE WARRIORS. THE SECRET FORMATION HAD REGULARS "BAFFLED" AND THE EXPERIENCE COULD NOT BE REPRODUCED BY ANYONE AT ANYTIME. BUT, THROUGH THE YEARS THE WARRIORS WOULD INITIATE SEVERAL MEMBERS INTO THE SACRED TRIBE. THESE YOUNG NEOPHYTES WOULD ENTER INTO A NEW REALM OF REALITY AND CARRY ON THE WAYS OF IDGAS. THEIR PRESENCE WOULD ONLY ADD FUEL TO THE FIRE AND HELP THE WARRIORS BRANCH OUT INTO A NEW WORLD OF PANDEMONIUM.
A NEW BREED OF IDGASSIAN'S WHO HAVE ASSISTED IDGAS OVER THE YEARS AND HAVE SHARED AN IMPORTANT POSITION IN THE SCULPTING OF OUR DEMENTED LOGIC. WITHOUT THESE NEOPHYTES, IDGAS WOULD NOT BE THE SAME. THE GRAND COUNCIL THANKS YOU FOR YOUR IMPORTANT CONTRIBUTION.
ANDREW "WOODY" WOODHEAD CRAIG ZINADER RALPH CHARLTON JAMIE WESTON ROY "3 MAN" CADOFF JAMIE "ZEUS" LEWIN EVAN "ICE MAN" HEISLER JEFF"SHEEP" SHAPIRO JEFFREY "BAR FLY" MERTZ CHAD PRIMEAUX PAUL PRIMEAUX CRAIG STARKE JAY BLUMENSTEIN MIKE "BOY TOY" TOYE
IDGAS ARCHIVES
Mr. Knuppel searching for Bob Whogetski with his high powered 2.2 gigawatt flux capacitor. Needless to say, the search for Bob continues . . .
Reg-a-monster's new DEFENDER. Can you picture the poor guys face when he looks into his rear view mirror and sees this monster cruising towards him ?
Ffej-a-monster's brand new 2001 Monte Carlo SS. (Sly Stallone voice: Hey Yo, not for nuthin, use tawkin to me ? wanna race? I didn't think so . . . word to ya mutha ! )
Knup-monster's vehicle . . .
Reger's halloween costume . . . He's a real shitty writer. I hope this is not how he got the materials for his costume.
Ffej's halloween costume . . . Hey ! A fitting costume for someone living in Bayonne, New Jersey.
Knup's halloween costume. No wait, that is Knup trying to contact Reger through his telepathic powers.
The many faces of Reg-a-monster: 1 2 3 4 5 (must be 18 years or older to view these pictures)
Where's Waldo ?
As we all grow a little older these days, some of us need a little more sleep than others. Mr. Knuppel has been practicing through the years and has finally mastered the art of late sleep. 1 2 3
Here we have various stages of Reg-a-monsters hair over the years. At one point in his life, he had a nest of birds living inside his hair. 1 2 3 4
more to come . . .
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